Wednesday, April 29

Hotchick guide : Ultimate ways to look smaller/slim in photograghs 外翻: 马佬也会!!

Sitting also got technique de....

this is so wrong..propulsus KF sit with tummy all bulge out...
wrong wrONG WRONG!!



like this baru betul ma....



wahaha....*cabut*

Sometimes...photoshop also not bad de...

So..the last guide...
when u cant make urself small or cant prevent urself look big also...
there is stil 1 way....make others look big!

FINAL ULTIMATE GUIDE...THE EVIL WAY--->LET THE OTHERS DO THE FAT JOB!

No need much explanation...the title is already self explanatory....(got such words ma???)

this 1 is still ok...


poor cherry...

i would not like to comment much on this example....
(ps: this is an edited version photo to prevent kitjing kena homicide)

i think...i shouldn't blog much about this guide.. it's too cruel...(to put the big 1 infront and magnify them more...).. and for my personal safety as well...

so...sometimes...photoshop also not bad de...

tata...*cabut*

WHO STILL SAY WE NEED PHOTOSHOP?!!

Not necessary that every moment we need to make ourselves smaller or slimmer in photo....sometimes, preventing ourselves looking big also is good enough...

Along the way we play play in sibu....hotchick and scent discover another new way to prevent urselves look big in photograghs...

ULTIMATE GUIDE NO.3...NEVER STAND NEXT TO YML!!

According to hotchick et. al. 2009, standing next to yml will give a relative illusion that u are superly huge...i'm not sure about the statistic and p<0.05 thing... but the outcome is....yml kena boikot masa ambik gambar....T.T

let's eveluate the effect together ba...

so now they push abby to stand nxt to yml...the other 1 2 3 4 using guide no.1 conceal behind each other...clever ma? *faint*

when abby is not here...bo ban huat...so keep a distance from yml...
(miaomi keep 12'' away from yml...cry~)


other way is let yml stand front front big big...then the others use kecut technique hide behind...
again....for duoble effects! bravo~~



but towards the end....



is cherry jadi mangsa liao...cos cherry oso malas layan the guide guide thing already...keke


again is cherry jadi mangsa...cos no ppl wana come yml side and cherry mengorbankan sendiri to make the photo more balance....wahaha
but this time hotchick made a big mistake...
she forgot the taboo no.1! nvr stand infront and conceal for the others...
end up yml paling kecik~~wahaha


So, who say we need photoshop?? we just need to throw yml away~~ yuhuu

faint....

more guide coming...

WHO SAY WE NEED PHOTOSHOP?!!

Ehem...so here I'm back with some feel and some successful sample photograph..keke....
So, back to the basic...a very very very direct way to look small in pic is..u must also be anatomically small!
how leh? easy nia....KECUT!!

ULTIMATE GUIDE NO.2...KECUT KECUT AND KECUT!!
(at this point of time...i hope so much tat i can write in chinese..ish)
if u ever read 'kung fu novel'...=.=" (武侠小说) or watch whatever drama...'kecut kung fu' sld be something familiar to u...(let me die ba...apa kecut kung fu..=.=" 缩骨功 la!) is a kung fu which enable u kecut into a very small size...for wat purpose i forgot liao...need to ask my sifu master金庸...but how to do it...u all can ask hotchick! wahaha...let me show u how geng is this kecut kung fu thing....
see..small bo....like having 24" waist nia...

kiap ur arms tight tight...kecut to ur best!
don forget to overlap ur knees for double hour glass effect too...

the only 1 kecut in the group....
but too bad..the life jacket masked the kecut effect liao....

combo of kecut and conceling technique....a geng-er effect!
ps: see the knee thing ma? remember ya...



ok....



show u something more high level de.....


!!!!!!!


kecut to the size of a lobster!!!
hotchick really reach master level liao...fuyuh~


pic for comparison....


only 1 person didn't kecut...so end up he jadi the only fat 1...
oops...terbocor is who pulak...


when u phek chek liao....


got another ultimate of ultimate way....


"......."



can kecut horizontally and vertically!!! double effect!! uush!


*hotchick...curi pic from ur blog really faster and easier neh..keke...thanks ar~~

** more guide coming up next....^o^v




Tuesday, April 28

Hotchick guide : Ultimate ways to look smaller/slim in photograghs...

*this suppose to be a chinese blog...but for hotchick convenience...i make it in english...=.=" (hotchick....u sld thank me liao....) and i'm fully prepare to bare all the consequences and critics from this blog as it fully expose my terribly-broken-cantonis-like-manglish...cry~~
and i think i sld appologise first for mencemarkan the image of local grad medical student....actually our english not so bad 1 lar...just me only.....

so...firstly i would like to thank hotchick for her inspiration (i'm trying to say 启发) for me to write and share this guide for all the ladies reader...(if there is any...) because of her passion of taking pic (of herself)...i noticed there are few ways that can miraclely make you look like hotchick! and along the way we playing in KK n sibu....she had discover some new technique too....

ULTIMATE GUIDE NO.1
Never expose your full body....!
conceal part of ur body behind anything available...hide behind the ppl taking photo with u is 1 of the easiest way....
hide inside blanket and and beside Queen..ps: shujeun did well..hide behind every1 and looks so tiny and slim...wahaha....

conceal ur face with any object available...susan did well! (but she doesn't need it anyway...)

we all behind typ! hurray..the front become the biggest! whahaha


never stand infront and use ur own boday to conceals others...keke

to be continue for more guide...now bo feel liao...and dono where i place all de example pic...
drama time~~ yuhuu...=.="

Wednesday, April 22

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